am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
