you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
your like the ambassador to my penis.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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