i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I supernannyed him into submission
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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