nutella sex= disaster
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I would fuck him just for his dog
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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