if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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