Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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