dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
