he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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