you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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