normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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