fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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