margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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