you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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