she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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