I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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