Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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