at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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