Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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