i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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