Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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