she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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