I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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