But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
