Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
do herpes really smell.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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