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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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