The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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