I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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