I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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