Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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