My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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