it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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