How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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