I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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