Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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