Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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