My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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