I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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