i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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