I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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