I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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