You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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