If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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