school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
As shirtless as possible
I will pee on everything he values.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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