dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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