I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You pole danced in your parka.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Randomize
