Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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