Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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