Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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