i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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