3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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