You work out of a Hotel?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I intend to get homeless drunk
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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