butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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