no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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