i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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