marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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