Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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