The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She's the barista slut.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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