I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
this will be a night to untag.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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