walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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